People who’ve made definitions of the Bible, make fun of it, make it sexual, or call it fictional.
Now the question is how would you feel if something or someone you loved kept being called a stupid slut/pervert who doesn’t even say anything true over and over for generations?
Most of you would say well I don’t care, but I want you to know that when you make fun of the Bible and God you are only making Jesus come back faster.
You may despise the Christian religion and believe that they are just a bunch of idiots who listen to an idiot bible and God. But that doesn’t give you the ability to change the truth. You can believe what you believe but you cannot change the truth. So the best definition of the Bible comes from the Bible itself: “The word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.” Hebrews 4:12 Also the Bible says “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” The Bible is a bunch of revolutionary stories, testimonies, poems, and songs all collected into one powerful book.
Now the question is how would you feel if something or someone you loved kept being called a stupid slut/pervert who doesn’t even say anything true over and over for generations?
Most of you would say well I don’t care, but I want you to know that when you make fun of the Bible and God you are only making Jesus come back faster.
You may despise the Christian religion and believe that they are just a bunch of idiots who listen to an idiot bible and God. But that doesn’t give you the ability to change the truth. You can believe what you believe but you cannot change the truth. So the best definition of the Bible comes from the Bible itself: “The word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.” Hebrews 4:12 Also the Bible says “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” The Bible is a bunch of revolutionary stories, testimonies, poems, and songs all collected into one powerful book.
The world: “the Bible is trash none of it makes any sense whatsoever”
God: “you don’t make sense whatsoever…I give you everything and still you mock me:(“
The world: “whatever suck it up”
God: “that’s it here you go” *gives Jesus*
The world: “AHHHHH MERCY ON US PLEASE”
God: “you don’t make sense whatsoever…I give you everything and still you mock me:(“
The world: “whatever suck it up”
God: “that’s it here you go” *gives Jesus*
The world: “AHHHHH MERCY ON US PLEASE”
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You mostly give characters bubble tea for free.
You can get a total of one ending in this game, more will probably be added.
There are several characters such as Boba (Character exclusive to the game), Scythe, Vinestaff, Medkit etc.
The game is created by a roblox artist called vanillamoontea (which is the same creator for several other games) along with several other creators.
You mostly give characters bubble tea for free.
You can get a total of one ending in this game, more will probably be added.
There are several characters such as Boba (Character exclusive to the game), Scythe, Vinestaff, Medkit etc.
The game is created by a roblox artist called vanillamoontea (which is the same creator for several other games) along with several other creators.
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