there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 3, 2023

Silent Bowling

The girls that get…get and the girls who don’t…don’t

Silent Bowling am I right?!

by CSS October 5, 2023

Silent bowling

The girls that get it get get it and the girls that don’t…don’t.

Silent bowling am I right!?

by CSS October 6, 2023

Compton Cereal Bowl

This is a sexual act where you do anal with someone then after you finish, you pour milk inside their gaping anus and drink it.

Person 1: Yo what did you do with that girl last night?
Person 2: I gave her the Compton Cereal Bowl
Person 1: Without me???

by FRSHRTHNYOU April 6, 2024

Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024

Nigerian Salad Bowl

the process of dipping a dick into a dirty anus filled with peanut butter and jelly. Then another participant, usually female, licks this mixture off of the head.

We had such a good night last night, we all shared a nigerian salad bowl

by itsmenotjames April 11, 2024

Guacamole Bowl

The act of taking a Latina anal whore who is on her period and puking into her gaping asshole, sticking your dick into her asshole, nutting into it, then eating everything out of the holes.

The hot Taco Bell worker let me give her a guacamole bowl on her break.

by Little Wiggler April 11, 2024