Real Johnny

Peeeedophile scary rapist

Real Johnny is a rapist and pedo

by CynicalWolf September 28, 2019

Real

Something that is true

Bro 1: "Life past 2020 kinda shit"

Bro 2: "Real"

by sasnfansfas March 22, 2024

Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

so real

common phrase for gen z to say while hallucinating or dreaming. refers to stupidly agreeing to shit.

friend 1: "tomorrow we're all going naked"
friend 2: "so real"
friend 3: "internal: what the fuck?"

by kilo_llama July 2, 2024

real nibba hours

The time when shit go down

Marx: Remember when we called a restaurant and ordered shit, but never paid?
Stalin: That was some real nibba hours.

by Venomsterr May 23, 2018

Love Ain’t Real

ROADRUNNASLUG

Love Ain’t Real according to what ROADRUNNASLUG says.

by Love Ain’t Real April 2, 2025