Heavy Ass

When a woman has a nice thick ass that has some weight on it. Butt cheeks likely pop out the bottom of her shorts.

That girl KD has a nice heavy ass

by Stopher0189 March 13, 2021

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ass mantle

A person with a large posterior resembling a shelf or mantle.

She has an ass mantle from weight gain

by BeavisBungholio September 18, 2018

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Ass-cobbler

1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass

Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"

Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"

Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"

( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)

by CUNGALUNGA July 13, 2012

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Keegan-ass

Adjective. One who performs ultra thirsty and desperate actions on social media.

Look at that Keegan-ass bitch posting pics of her butthole and not tagging it NSFW.

by I Beat Anne Frank at Hide n Se October 3, 2018

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ass juggie

When your sassy walk gets a little too sassy, your ass goes up and down and up and down and up.....

Omg! Did you see her on the red carpet? Total ass juggie right there!!!

by Official_Juba_ May 25, 2017

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ass taxi

1.) Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal asshat. See "douche canoe."

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2.) Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of complete and total asshats. Typically seen in the form of white bros in a shitty midsize sedan with inexplicable super ghetto rims. In other words, douche inherited his dead grandma's Mercury and wants to look street.

It's totally okay to disagree about politics. You don't have to be a total ass taxi about it.

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Check out Slim Shady and his boys over there - rockin that busted ass taxi.

by Drumby July 7, 2016

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