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Apple

A company mainly founded by steve jobs .

they made thousands of logos and are mainly known for selling lumps of aluminium for £2000 they also offer to permanently take away the headphone jack but dont worry they sell a tiny adapter thats shit and breaks in 10 seconds for £10
Person 1 : I got the new iphone from apple
Person 2 : I got it too,im bankrupt now
Person 1 : same here
by someone_british April 6, 2023
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pancakes and apples

If you are a girl you have pancakes and apples which means you have small round things on your chest. If you have pacakes you have flat ones.
Girl, you sure do have pancakes and apples.
by Highfiveballer#5 April 19, 2018
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Apple law

If it has two colors, it can play bad apple.
Person 1: Hey, did you see they made Bad apple using actual apples?

Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?
by Sirlordofderp April 6, 2023
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Apple

An apple is object thats a food taht people eat when they are hungery Eli
Apple is yummy for tummy
by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019
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Apple Fister

The act of holding an apple in your hand while fisting a partner's vagina or ass. Done to increase the mass of the fist.
She insists on an Apple Fister before she cooks.
by Hans Teufelhund March 15, 2024
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How about that apple

A personal twist on the expression “how do you like them apples?

“How about that apple” refers to one specific detail or moment, making it more pointed and situationally relevant than the general phrase
Nonchalant dude: “You said I wouldn’t pass that calc final.”
Chad: “I mean, it was brutal…”
Nonchalant dude (holding up paper with an A): “Yeah? How about that apple?”
by Goosebutmakeitsilly April 20, 2025
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Apples and Asparagus

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”
Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus
by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025
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