Word 

A word proccessing program created by Microsoft and used by many.

I use Microsoft Word to do my essays.

Word by Mystikal August 28, 2005

word 

A question expressing both acknowledgement and amazed trusting disbelief. Used when one has not been listening to any seemingly nonsensical gibberrish spoken by a beautiful woman with nice breasteses, but still wants to express acknowledgement that one is listening, so as to ensure continued friendship.

"Wgggs sgsd vfgsefwevf wefve wfew wetvt ertv dhfd retvertvsr cerewc."

Word?

word by J.O.H. December 30, 2005

word whore 

someone who likes to talk dirty and gets pleasure from it

emra: i want you right here so bad
alec: yh all night babes you make me hard, how about i get off this pc nd come round to yrs
emra: no thanks babe im a word whore its the words i love oh yesss

word whore by Tim_Summers April 28, 2007

wordsonbro 

a slang term. also like saying word or bro or son just all in one! Sometimes you just need that extra word in a sentence to pull it all together and this is that word.

Yea man I told him. Wordsonbro.

wordsonbro by iTzWizickleHAHA December 21, 2010

wordbook 

(noun) a compilation of words with their meanings in a given language. "Urban Dictionary" is a wordbook, since it is more compilation than pronunciation guide (the true derivation of the word "dictionary").

for correct current usage, Max always had recourse to the wordbook called "Urban Dictionary".

wordbook by Alarick September 19, 2006

word patent 

When person 1 uses a word so often that they get offended when person 2 uses it.

person 1: what a sweet movie
person 2: i know, it was the killz
person 1: dude, i have a word patent on 'the killz'
person 2: *stares in frustration at person 1's stupidity*

word patent by bbqturtle December 16, 2007

word malpunction 

When you think you've written a clever or funny pun on-line but:

a) it goes over like a lead balloon because it wasn't funny to begin with, or

b) the intended audience didn't "get it" or misconstrues the pun as something else so hackles rise, a flame war ensues, testosterone levels soar, war breaks out, nations topple, and the Earth is left a vast, barren, charred cinder with melted Anita Bryant CDs lying all over the place.

"Hey, Bob--I didn't know you were such a racist!"
"WTF?!! FYATHYRIO!"
"Whoa, doood--you know, racing motorcycles and cars. Racer. Racist. Get it?
"Oh. Well...FY, anyway."

(That is a case of a word malpunction (or just malpunction.))

word malpunction by A21stCenturyMan November 7, 2009