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On the train 

Often spoken on the phone, when simultaneously also on the train.
*ring ring. ring ring*
A: "Hello"
B: "Hi"
A: "So I was..."
B: "I can't hear you I'm on the train!"
A: "Sorry what's all that noise? I can't really hear you."
B: "What? I'm on the train, I can't hear you!"
A: "You're on the train?"
B: "No... I'M ON THE TRAIN!!!"
C: "Shut the fuck up!!!! Can't you just be a bit fucking considerate to your fellow passengers for fuck's sake??!!"
On the train by ericmaj July 11, 2009
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Nuke the thread 

The process of destroying a Facebook message thread or a message board thread by posting wildly inappropriate images and videos, preferably of deformed and/or mutilated genitalia, to scare outsiders away.

Coined by Kojo Manu of Baltimore
Roommate #1: Hey, check it out. my boyfriend left his Facebook up!

Roommate #2: Lolz. Mess with it

#1: Yeah I'm going to post in his messages: "Hi guys Johnny left his fb up, it's his gf"

#2: What did they say
(pause)

#1: What does "nuke the thread" mean?
(pause)
#1: Oh GOD! They keep posting pictures of micro-penises!

#2: Close the page!
Nuke the thread by gurrilla55 September 22, 2010

give the time of day 

To salute someone, like a neighbor or an acquaintance. To acknowledge someone.
"He's so arrogant he won't even give the time of day".

Wash off the Taco 

The act of cleaning one's vaginal area, esp. if one is prone to chronic, unpleasant odor.
Dude, I was going down on this chick and nearly gagged. She needed to go wash off the taco.
Wash off the Taco by Heatmizuh August 26, 2004

Taking out the trash 

I think I'm gonna be taking out the trash.

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