Mud Flute

The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.

I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.

by JustJamesPa March 13, 2018

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“May we all be mud monsters”

by haazeydaaze September 19, 2021

Mud Blood

Someone who gets tattooed and pierced for all the wrong reasons.

"I wanna get a sleeve, i don't care Whats on it" said the mud blood.

by Fancy Alien Manbot June 6, 2017

Mud

your so ugly

that girl in the camouflage jacket is so MUD

by SA_NIGGA June 16, 2017

Mud Butter

A byproduct of mud butt. Mud butter is the greasy mix of poo particles and sweat that occurs between your asscheeks when you sweat with an improperly wiped butt.

Excessive heat and humidity makes mud butter worse.

Mud butter can also be produced if someone is suffering from extensive diarrhea and doesn't proplerly wipe clean.

I've got terrible mud butter from this diarrhea.

by 01101001110 September 26, 2023

Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

Nepalese Mud-Missle

same thing as a blumpkin, minus the toilet

I landed a huge Nepalese Mud-Missle right in the middle of Walmart psrking lot just before I made this Urban Dictionary entry

by UncleBlumpkin June 7, 2024