Missouri Murry Mud Run

Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.

I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.

by Fake Valor March 18, 2022

Mud monster

When you have so much fun you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInSh!t September 20, 2021

Mud Boat Tuggy

The mud boat tuggy is a sex move where the female give the male a (tuggy) but with her butt cheeks.

Him: i wanna try something different tonight

Her: what did you have in mind?
Him: a tuggy but with your butt
Him: a mud boat tuggy if you will

by Wander7119 March 2, 2025

MUD ROAD

A term used to describe an individual who actively engages in anal sex but refuses to practice proper anal hygiene. Once someone is labeled or carry the "Mud Road" moniker, their success at attracting other partners can be significantly impaired /damaged.

Allan was confused on why he was not having any luck attracting sexual partners at the bar. His friend informed him he had the reputation of being a Mud Road and would need to start routinely washing his anal and rectum area more consistently.

by Meglodon904 June 25, 2024

Mud

Heroin

Human:Yo wya,you tryna roll tonight?
Other human:nah man,I gotta split to cop some MUD.

by Dragg$ June 8, 2018

Out da mud

Where da kid gets it.

Da Kid been getting it out da mud since nine five baby!

by Mudman23 March 9, 2021

MUD MAN

Just like porch monkey, jungle bunny or even spook mud man means BLACK PERSON!

Dan- "look right there Johnny I see me a black man bout 30 yards out"
Johnny- "Well ill be dammed", "HEY MUDMAN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SMACK YOU SILLY BOY!"

mud man

by bones from monster house February 14, 2022