It's almost impossible to respect anybody who married Britney Spears, but when you think about it not every guy would keep being the clown for the circus clown for as long as Kevin Federline has done it, it might take a special kind of guts to not stand up for yourself one time in all those years as a human looking to get respect, sympathy, or support from another human being, and to just keep putting up with people's bullshit and bad publicity that came from knowing and being close to someone like Britney Spears. Not to mention all her kiss ass chorus that follows her around trying to silence anybody that might disagree with her.
Though most people wouldn't want to openly say they were a friend of Kevin Federline, the guy might have a kind of strength many guys dont to keep allowing people to fuck with him. A lot of guys would already have blown somebody in Iran up for less, but he's still being a clown for a circus clown even today.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020
Get the Kevin federlinemug. by tuffestboyonearth April 19, 2025
Get the kevinmug. Daan: Look, a self-driving F1 car!
Nearrell: No, that's Kevin Magnussen!
Daan: What the fuck Nearrell! everybody knows Kevin Magnussen isn't real!
Nearrell: No, that's Kevin Magnussen!
Daan: What the fuck Nearrell! everybody knows Kevin Magnussen isn't real!
by daann45 January 24, 2022
Get the Kevin Magnussenmug. When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
Get the KEVIN MCCALISTERmug. When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.
Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.
Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.
Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you
Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.
Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you
by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025
Get the No Kevin, not youmug. by krpuz November 22, 2021
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin Olusola is the beatboxer of Pentatonix, a five-member a capella group. Along with Scott Hoying, Mitch Grassi, Kirstin Maldonado and their newest member Matt Sallee who joined Pentatonix after Avi Kaplan left the group in 2017. Kevin’s main role in the group is beatboxer, but occasionally he sings and/or plays the cello. He is also fluent in Chinese, and he graduated Yale University in 2011.
“I can’t believe I saw Pentatonix last night! They were so good!”
“That’s so cool! The beatboxer, Kevin Olusola, is amazing!”
“That’s so cool! The beatboxer, Kevin Olusola, is amazing!”
by Ravenclaw Pentaholic August 8, 2019
Get the Kevin Olusolamug.