Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.

"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"

by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023

Christian

A person who typically likes to work with their hands, and not in a good way. These types of people prefer to use hands while performing a blowjob and tend to jerk off more frequently.

Dayummmmm!! Look at ur hands! You must be a Christian working those hands so hard.

by tripherthenstripher March 28, 2025

Christian

Christian is the most toxic boy ever he will play you and break your heart and tell everyone your secrets he cant be trusted at all

don’t be such a christian

by person2323 May 22, 2020

Christian Telles

Meh kinda person.

You're such a Christian Telles

by Anon152 November 26, 2010

holy trinity in christianity

Deez nuts

The holy trinity in Christianity to u to

by Grass is yum May 24, 2022

Christian

Christian (not as in someone who believes in christ) Specifically, someone that says joe and japan a lot

X: Dude, did you hear Christian say his catchphrase today?
Y:No, i missed it. I really wanted to hear ''joe japan''...

by dulasd August 25, 2021

Christian Cort

a hot boy in my school that has a neckbrace but idc he still cute

Christian Cort is hot

by i love northern lights cheer June 8, 2021