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Texas Cum Casserole

This special occasion occurs when a person vomits a mix of steak, rolls, potatoes, greens, and cum on their partner's groin after oral sex (Specifically after a steakhouse date).
After our first date, she gave me the ole' Texas Cum Casserole in the bed of my truck.
by Somptin March 30, 2025
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Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
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Texas

Where owning more than six dildos is illegal and where you can buy an AR-15 at 15yrs old
Bro tf goin on in Texas
by stumby September 28, 2022
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texas dickslap

When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.
by DirtySanchez52 May 2, 2018
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the texas turnaround

When you are banging a girl or guy from behind then they turnaround and you ejaculate in their nose holes and then you turnaround and fart in her face
She was very religious until I gave her the Texas turnaround and now she is a gas station bathroom attendant
by Balza beefcake June 26, 2017
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Texas Watering Hole

Where you piss in a girl's ass and then lap the piss shit mixture from her asshole.
Person 1; I gave a girl a Texas Watering Hole last night.

Person 2; Nice
by EDGENATOR April 27, 2024
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Texas

a state full of guns cowboys and overly religious people
I love living in Texas
by randomm guy February 1, 2022
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