A texas beauty is an extremely fat and ugly stereotypical person from texas. They typically exceed 250 pounds and are shaped like hamburgers. You can also use TB instead and add a number with your predicted weight.
by Donut.Lord69 March 2, 2025
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It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.
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"Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip."
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip."
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Tom: I know dude. I'm such a Texas Pillow
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Maybe it is indeed true dat all my hexes live in Texas, but I still hafta use six-sided wrenches to adjust/install/remove ordinary bolts and nuts.
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