“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”
“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020
Get the boiling tea potmug. To remind or let someone know the truth of a topic or situation that one may have gotten confused or misjudged. Basically another statement for “Get it right, don’t get it twisted.”
Girl 1: Y’all hoes be paying $500 for hair bundles with installation, y’all dumb as hell.
Girl 2: Well, bitch all I rock is Brazilian and Remy plus I can afford it, is you mad hoe?
You must wear synthetic.
Girl 3 to Girl 2: Clock that tea sis!
Girl 2: Well, bitch all I rock is Brazilian and Remy plus I can afford it, is you mad hoe?
You must wear synthetic.
Girl 3 to Girl 2: Clock that tea sis!
by GhettoMFBreakfast March 3, 2025
Get the Clock that teamug. If you know anyone named Clement, this is the perfect opportunity to name them this! Clement-Lemon, Perfect ✨ Great way to annoy people
by Ihaveafriendcalledlemon July 30, 2021
Get the Ice Lemon Teamug. by niggaa asspussy licker February 22, 2021
Get the tea rexmug. by Nang a, khawi veng nge i nih November 15, 2024
Get the Saitual Teamug. A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.
Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.
Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!
Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!
Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?
Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.
Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!
Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!
Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')
Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!
Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!
Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?
Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.
Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!
Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!
Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')
Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 22, 2011
Get the Stress Teamug. When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort. “Clocky” means that shit abt to rise to the surface EXPEDITIOUSLY. Clocky tea is a state of mind, body and soul.
“Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”
“Okkkk, divaaaa”
*Then they all explode and die*
“Okkkk, divaaaa”
*Then they all explode and die*
by sw34tyb4lls4ck January 6, 2025
Get the clocky teamug.