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ninja

An asian who totally kicks ass (like me).
Whoa! That guy is a freakin NINJA!
by theninjaofbeasts August 23, 2012
mugGet the ninjamug.

Instant Ninja

Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

Highly amusing to watch from a distance.
P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"

P2: "Ergh. Spider web."

P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"
by Iron_tech September 23, 2012
mugGet the Instant Ninjamug.

Ninja

I would love to be a ninja.

Naruto has ninja’s
by Dead_Rose42 August 2, 2021
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja

A controversial gamer that needs to learn a few things on how to freestyle rap. Ninja could also be used when not enough movement is going around or being the reason Drake is famous.
I ninja'd drake.

Hey kids! I want to see more steering in those parts, ninja them! There is a reason you're not getting paid.
by Uncle Jim Joe November 23, 2020
mugGet the Ninjamug.

arm ninja

somone who cuts/slits their wrist
josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?

you: yeah they r such a arm ninja
by chrismotionless November 24, 2022
mugGet the arm ninjamug.

Ninja

A fortnite twitch streamer that reports everyone that kills him for stream sniping
Player kills ninja

Ninja goes to report them
Ninja: stream sniping
by Yeet boy23 May 30, 2019
mugGet the Ninjamug.

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