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Thotholm Syndrome

The inexplicable need of a weak-willed and submissive individual or individuals to defend or support persons of ill repute on social media financially. This is done exclusively in the hopes that a romantic liaison or relationship will develop with the object of desire that never actually materializes.
Man, Jeff borrowed money from me for his rent for the third time this year. He's been giving his money to that IG model for a year and a half now to help support their career. He's got straight up Thotholm Syndrome.
by E_jeck February 4, 2023
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Ricklefs Syndrome

When someone completely ignores a planning question while starting or continuing an unrelated conversation
Me: Hey guys! Want to grab drinks at 7 tonight?
Person 1: Sure!
Person 2: How about 7:30?
Person 3: Did you guys hear about this new Portal speedrun?
Me: I diagnose Person 3 with Ricklefs Syndrome
by HugeAckMan February 7, 2023
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Goober Syndrome

AKA Goober syndrome, Goofy Goobering Disorder e.g.

Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel
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Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.
by Eris___ February 9, 2023
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Recording Syndrome

When someone has been deprived of a phone for a period of time to the point where they excessively record/use it whenever possible.
Recording Syndrome Definition

Max: *records a video of air*
Person: “ I think you have recording syndrome “
by Keywiss February 21, 2023
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Powdercrack Syndrome

When your 🍑 gets extremely sweaty, so you stuff all the baby powder, cotton balls, and toilet paper in the house in your buttcrack but it still won’t get dry. I hate it, and I’m pretty sure you do too.
1: Are you coming to the party tonight?

2: Nope, I have powdercrack syndrome
by realTronaldDump October 11, 2023
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yesterday syndrome

when the events, action, memories, or decisions from the previous day are so bad that it causes a physical sickness from the mental distress.

typically lasts 1 day.
Sorry sir, I had yesterday syndrome and couldn't make it to school today.
by skyde October 18, 2023
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Justin syndrome

When a man/trans suffers from having a small (3ins or under) penis
I'm pretty sure that man over there has Justin syndrome.
by Bickler October 29, 2023
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