Ireland Steamer

A variation on the Cleveland Steamer where Kathy Ireland takes a crap on your chest.

After the Sports Illustrated cover shoot, I got an Ireland Steamer from Kathy.

by KalEl2000 May 26, 2024

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Delaware Steamer

Like the Cleveland Steamer, but with the added person yelling "Delaware!" like Joe Biden that one time.

I took her to my penthouse and I freaked it, and by it, haha well - a Delaware Steamer :)

by Chudley C. Tibbs May 27, 2024

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A Seattle Steamer is when you live in a space with multiple people and only one toliet. If one person is already sitting on toliet and a second person has to move their bowel urgently, that person can sit on the lap of the current occupant of the toliet and commence to poop.

Hurry up and finish pooping otherwise you ar gonna get a Seattle Steamer

by pedalsteel May 27, 2024

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beijing steamed buns

This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.

P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"

by ilovebrawlstars June 13, 2024

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beijing steamed buns

This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.

P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"

by ilovebrawlstars June 13, 2024

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