Shower tired

Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”

I can’t right now because I’m shower tired.

by Photogal November 10, 2022

Fool's Gold Shower

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.

I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower

by JaBird December 7, 2018

shower sexual

you are sexually attracted to showers and you like men.

Nisa: I’m gay and i love showers they are so hawt
Me: you’re shower sexual

by masypoo May 2, 2021

Escort shower

Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes

Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower

by nasheedb January 31, 2021

Shower Chowder

The combination of cum and hair that builds up in the drain after a few months in a college dorm room. Think of the drain as a bread bowl.

Stop Gargling Shower Chowder and get your life together!

by TheGovinator January 28, 2022

shower child

a child who just never cleans any part of his body (including the penis)

your such a bloody shower child, OOGA BADOOGA

by cookiebeing February 13, 2022

Shower Beer

One of the top beers to have. Usually done when you’re a few drinks deep at pre’s and need to freshen up before heading out. The feeling is out of this world.

"Had a couple beers, felt sweaty, jumped in for a quick rinse. brought an asahi with me. Nothing hits like a shower beer."

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025