food porn tv

same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !

an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)

i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !

food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!

ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"

by michael foolsley January 21, 2023

BIG NIGGA PORN

Porn of a big NIGGA.

"Wow since we are both big oily juicy niggas we can make some great BIG NIGGA PORN."

by KKKNiggerFucker April 30, 2023

Porn Groove Pimp

A DJ who plays strip clubs

A Porn Groove Pimp is a disc Jockey who plays his music live at an event where strippers put on a live show hence creating a porn groove

by Suburbansista September 30, 2009

soup kitchen porn

Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!

Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"

Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"

Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"

by J9 gold digger October 1, 2012

Going to the porn convention

When you do something really sad, lonely or desperate.

Ever since the break-up, Mike's been going to the porn convention.

by Herbert Pecker April 27, 2020

marge simpson porn

Why do you search "marge simpson porn" at urbandictionary?

marge simpson porn

by dshtrhgngrngfb January 3, 2017

Philippines porn movement

A movement that seeks to make the Philippines a porn and sex heaven where the entire country is covered in porn studios and tity bars etc. and the whole country is one big porn and sex shop etc.

Support the Philippines porn movement.

by The Fury 13 January 13, 2011