Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.

"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex

by Soosmon July 1, 2023

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Gods/Real

if you use Gods/Real pronouns, you’re questioning sexuality and worship satan. by saying this, you’re telling the other person you’re acting christian to be validated.

“hey ally, what’s your pronouns?”
“my pronouns are Gods/Real!”
“oh, i didn’t know you were in the closet and looking for validation”

by hippie_dude05 October 28, 2021

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Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

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u real funny

u prb funny ash or u trippin

"lemme come over "
u real funny

by junebugfye August 6, 2023

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keeping it real: ‘^ present tense for full of shit - example man walks into friends apartment and says: “ Yo… I’mma keep it real, red doesn’t look good on you.”… then later leaves and hops into his busted ass Toyota Camry.

^^* keeping it real - last used in a cool way in 2012.

^^^* keep it real - to be so full of themselves that they believe their perception is the standard for reality. Be prepared to be blessed with tactless honesty.

“Yo imma keep it real, you sister is fine AF.”

by Rill Recognize Rill December 7, 2023

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