Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

Mouth Drop Back In

A reptile is where you suck the inside of a asshole until the person shits inside of your mouth and you qye after that you decide to put the shit back in there asshole

I was with my girlfriend, I licked out her ass then she shat so we Mouth Drop Back In

by Nudemajose August 2, 2019

beast mouth

That weird uncanny valley way that MrBeast has his mouth open in literally every thumbnail of his videos. Neither a gape of surprise nor laughing, or anything a real human would do except when …

B: Dude, why is Jerome in the hospital with a throat injury?
A: He *begged* me to deep throat my cock! He literally gave me *beast mouth*!
B: OK, in that case I get it. ^^

by Evi1M4chine August 9, 2023

crumpety-mouthed

(of an actor) quite eccentric, illogical

the crumpety-mouthed character of Charles Dance

by Betaic November 8, 2021

Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush

Verb. Licking a clit whilst inserting two fingers into a vagina that only has hair around the outer lips.

Last night I gave her the old Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush.

by FLAKEBOY December 4, 2019

Get the marbles out of your mouth

Urging someone to speak, sing, or write so that they can be heard or understood more clearly

You need to get the marbles out of your mouth — I could barely hear that last verse.

by Lazarus Online December 10, 2022

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011