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Crop-Blocked

A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.
Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"
by Mausie September 30, 2015
mugGet the Crop-Blockedmug.

Block Facts

A Pretty Good Youtuber But Not Better Then DuckPlayLikeGod
Block Facts Is A Good Youtube
by DuckPLayLikeGod November 30, 2021
mugGet the Block Factsmug.

Yo Block

I'm gonna get ms.mcgyatt taken to Yo Block and get her harassed.
by YOYO DIALLO April 26, 2024
mugGet the Yo Blockmug.

dog-block

Ignoring the clear fact that a conflict is bigger than any one man, denying another his rightful and delicious hot dog through physical force or clever, conniving trickery. A truly dastardly act.
In a feud over a "fives" call, deciding who will win the most comfortable and convenient seat at a Supebowl party, one contestant encourages a grillmaster to deny his foe a hot dog: one variation of the dog-block.
by Michael R. Davis February 4, 2008
mugGet the dog-blockmug.

M-Block

M blōck (maori deck)is boof city where the gangsters come to rest between periods. M block, located outside room 33, where cameras are turned and hokas occur on the daily. Secondary m block location is room 33
Come meet out m block cuh, M-Block represent.
by ARealBlackNigga October 9, 2025
mugGet the M-Blockmug.

boat block

A person who tries to kill a fishing trip. They will typically find excuses not to go because they have homosexual tendencies.
My wife hates fishing, that bitch is a boat block.
by Thefrisky April 25, 2015
mugGet the boat blockmug.

Block of pasta

Just a sexy ass block of pasta
Woah is that bowl of pasta
No bro it’s a block of pasta
by Ldhfbe d November 2, 2019
mugGet the Block of pastamug.

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