Potato

A vital form of sustenance for the Irish, without it, they perish.

The potato blight nearly eradicated the Irish but luckily they had enough whiskey to last them a few millennia

by D.B._Souper August 28, 2022

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Someone who is dull, unimaginative, and useless. Usually found thriving in other people’s dirt and is a busybody.

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potato

*Man cuts me off whilst driving
'D'you see that guy!?! What a fkn potato'

by The pasty Australian November 05, 2021

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When you shoot somebody 10 times in call of duty but for some reason none of them hit.

by im not feeling it November 11, 2018

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by PortalBoy August 13, 2021

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a word in which dumb idiot girls call themselves, and then self diagnose themselves with depression and anxiety. I really want to hurt them

Idiot girl: omg I am a potato!
Any normal human being: oh my god will you shut your idiot mouth up before I carve your face off.

by Imsosohungry April 07, 2021

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Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.

by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019

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