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Jelq master

Someone who has perfected the art of stretching their dih while jerking off.
My friend Kyle is such a jelq master.”
by Freakyfreak67 May 1, 2025
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Nyash Master

A Nyash Master is someone who is very skilled or obsessed with admiring and dealing with “nyash”
Damn... that nigga ate my nyash hard! he's a Nyash Master!
by NyashMaster6969 June 13, 2025
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Nyash Master

A Nyash Master is someone who is very skilled or obsessed with admiring and dealing with “nyash,” which is slang for a butt.
Damn... that nigga ate my nyash hard! he's a Nyash Master!
by NyashMaster6969 June 13, 2025
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Cp Master

Also known as Copy-Paste Master. A developer who’s never written original code in their life but somehow always has a full project open in Visual Studio. Their superpower? Highlight → Ctrl+C → Ctrl+V → Run → Pray. fuckvanguard is the final boss of this lifestyle.

Origin:
Spawned the moment someone dragged a Stack Overflow snippet into Visual Studio and said, “Yeah, that’ll compile.”

Key Signs You’re Dealing with a CP Master:

Opens Visual Studio before even thinking of a solution.

Doesn’t write functions—just Googles them until they find one that “looks about right.”

Gets errors but scrolls right past them like they’re side quests.

Intellisense is doing 99% of the work.

Still doesn’t know what a null reference is.

Ranks in the CP Master Hierarchy:

Level 1: Snippet Squire

Level 5: IntelliSense Illusionist

Level 9: Runtime Prophet

Final Form: Visual Studio Voodoo Lord

Fun Fact:
fuckvanguard once pasted 400 lines of C# code, hit Build, and it worked. Nobody’s heard the end of it since.
“Bro just built a whole app in Visual Studio and doesn’t know what half the files do. Absolute CP Master.”
by Chris Paul Master June 21, 2025
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Load Master

When a fire fighting pilot jacks off in the tanker and cums right as he/she drops the retardant.
I hate fueling this plane. We have to clean windows and this pilot cums every retardant drop like a load master
by Nasty Pilot September 10, 2025
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Goon master

Someone that jerks off so much that they have mastered the art of doing it so fast that no one notices you just jerked off.
I just became a goon master, you didn’t even notice
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Pizza Master Kirk

the sole leader of the pizza makers, supreme above all else
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