Missouri Murry Mud Run

Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.

I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.

by Fake Valor March 18, 2022

Mud cream pie

The after effects of shooting your load while engaging in anal sex

Tina got mud cream pie all over my sheets last night.

by Mojojo1029 August 31, 2017

Mud Cone

When an uncut penis gets covered in shit from anal and gets trapped under the foreskin.

Bro, Steve got a mud cone after him and Sarah tried anal.

by Kaigon February 8, 2020

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

May we all be mud monsters

by Baddie666 September 17, 2021

mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 7, 2021

Mud guppy

A legendary mud wrestler from Portland Oregon

Holy shit what a move from THE MUD GUPPY

by The Mud Guppy May 25, 2023

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by annstokeley September 23, 2021