Your mother goes to college

an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...

1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college

by ilovecollege121212 August 20, 2010

Unexpecting Mothers

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

by Patrick the Starfish001 March 24, 2023

metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017

Mother

a woman in relation to her child or children

My mother is very flexible because she is a gymnast.

by Allie </3 November 22, 2017

your mother

is a big bozo that blocks literally highways and has never gone off that particular couch since 1985. It is very sad

person 1: give me an example of something big.
person 2: your mother

by Lonnyy March 6, 2022

Mother

She gave you life, she can take it away too

I gave you life, I can take it away as well, I am your mother

by Mother of Dragons November 8, 2018

your mothers a hatch

the best insult for people to call others mother

Your mothers a hatch, and your dads a noot

by Your_Mothers_A_Hatch June 24, 2018