ts so kevin

Of or relating to a player of a game who is usually lack luster for the amount of hours they have invested

Wow my ranked teammate sucks. ts so kevin 💔

by Dark Chao June 10, 2025

KEVIN MCCALISTER

When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:

Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself

Order pizza and hide the boxes

Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps

And set up traps for when your parents get home.

You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.

Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.

by Zachibald July 27, 2024

Kevin

kevin is not funny. he is average. there’s nothing special about him. he in fact, resorts to instigating to make his life interesting. he will never do his own homework. he is not a leader, he is a follower but not of karol bc he is blocked.

person 1: bro, guess who did the stupidest thing the other day

person 2: i bet it was kevin

by shawtiegotlowlowlowlowlow November 22, 2021

Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.

Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.

by BNaae October 23, 2011

Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.

yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*

by cherryyujuu April 2, 2022

Kevin Magnussen

Supposedly a former F1 driver, but the reality is that he doesn't exist.

Daan: Look, a self-driving F1 car!
Nearrell: No, that's Kevin Magnussen!
Daan: What the fuck Nearrell! everybody knows Kevin Magnussen isn't real!

by daann45 January 24, 2022

Kevin Martin

“Kevin probably knows a lot about getting through a breakuo and rejection”

We should ask Kevin Martin he would know what to do.

by Unknown@&$”)(?!&$ April 9, 2018