John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.

Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"

by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009

Johns Creek

Home of all the tools and douchebags who either drive lifted trucks or Jeep cherokees. There is nothing to do there, so most fags decide to go to club saturn and higher their self-confidence by dancing with ugly chinks and fat girls. While some people may feel cool, it is the hot-spot for queers and fags.

Hey "bro", let's go play lax in the hood.
Dude your so JC.
That truck is totally from the JC.
I have a fever, and the only perscription is more Johns Creek.

by jcboy321 November 14, 2011

John moment

A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.

Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."

by Dicktionary21 July 15, 2019

John Fisher

A school full of batty boys trying to act up when they know they smell like rotten fish and eggs when they get on the 154. They don’t know what personal space is and would kill each other just for £1.

John Fisher is a batty school.

by Ezinne Leona March 27, 2020

John Hanson

John Hanson is a handsome man in his 60s, he hits on younger women and smells of freshly cut grass

I wrote a song about John Hanson

by A.holmes November 9, 2019

John Fealias

The most powerful person in the universe and is good friends with double J. John Fealias is snoop dogs brother and John will murder you if you talk bad about him.

John Fealias proved his domination over planted earth after slaughtering the president and his family.

by John Fealias June 22, 2020

Peeping John

The perverted act of climbing into an open pit, outhouse, or campground toilet to peek at other people's genitalia. So far an act only reported occurring in Maine.

He's such a pervert, I wouldn't be surprised if he was a Peeping John!

by Plus L T October 28, 2009