Jacob Longed

Went you down something in 10 seconds
I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine
by JacobLong3244 November 16, 2021
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Musty Jacobs Disease

Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!

I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!

Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.

Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.

She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.

Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
by Custer dude January 07, 2020
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Jacob van Hattem

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew
by Jake vH Hater September 24, 2019
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Jacob/beanos

jacob/beanos a person who likes looking at CGDCT mainly anime girls and is TRASH AT ROBLOX AND PHANTOM FORCES AND JAILBREAK.... and he somehow has a girlfriend that he is very proud of and always by her side at any given time he cares for his girlfriend...(I bet jacob/beanos still watches hentai)
by i am good at chopsticks March 24, 2020
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Jacober

A "Godly" name. just kidding its shit asf anyways Jaemonder >>>>> Jacober frfr ong bru
Hey I just realised, Jaemonder sounds better than Jacober

Yo really?

Frfr
by YankeeWithBrim March 14, 2023
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Jacob Shiela Bruce

Jacob is an antisocial fossil. His hands look about 5 million years old and his hair is made up from 50 shades of ginger. He is dating Phoebe Bruce and has a huge crush on kevin Hart
Is that the gay kid? Yeah its Jacob Shiela Bruce
by GingerGaycob69 December 19, 2022
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Taylor Jacobs

He is a very short tempered person. He is very good at sports and likes to hang out with his mates. Although he might not be as smart as everyone he has a very big heart. He can get aggressive sometimes but he tends to make up for it. He has wild hair and always dresses up formally. He Taylor Jacobs tend to be very tall. He Taylor Jacobs might do things to fit in. He can also act gay in a friends way.
Holy shit, he is a Taylor Jacobs!
by Butterscotch Stephan July 15, 2019
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