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the fake bambi

some random guy I found on the street, heard they make fan-made songs for a community within a community.
by not the fake bambi March 19, 2023
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fake degree

A tertiary qualification that aims to teach things that one would probably be better off learning outside of a university.
Someone: Hey bro, I want to major in entrepreneurship.

Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?
by GEGEEZI July 18, 2024
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Fake Crip

A person who impersonates gang affiliations for either clout or sheer enjoyment. The “Lady Dlow” archetype is a perfect example
“This Fake Crip really think we scared of “WSDMGC73” cause they made a rap song LOL.”—Anyone with a brain
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025
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Fake Thot

How can a thot be fake when the definition itself implies a girl who tries to be fake af just to get laid. It's like saying water is wet, well no shiet.

fake thot
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2023
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fake friend

a fake friend is someone who is a bitch but u don’t know that yet.
guy 1: what a fake friend bitch
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy

guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet
by el-emak February 24, 2021
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Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017
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