dick baseball

when a group of men are in a locker room, or otherwise largely congregated area, and decide to pass time by participating in a game of baseball, using their dicks as the bat.

Well boys, we got anything better to do?
Nah, dick baseball it is.

by Rampaging Boner June 27, 2019

Dick Shirt

Any shirt a dick would wear/ mess with someone and tell them their wearing a dick shirt

I got my dick shirt,and my dicky floppies

that dick shirts a bit tight on you laddy

where do you buy your dick shirts? The dick store..

by hot carl! August 19, 2009

Dick Dockin'

When one parks their vehicle outside the lines of a parking space either to pompously protect it from getting scratched or just out of sheer ignorance and carelessness.

"Look at this motherfucker "Dick Dockin'" his 1990 Fiero at the empty end of Walmart...

by BluePostItNote August 17, 2016

Dick Funk

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk

Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad

by SMD111 July 10, 2017

Diet Dick

A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.

I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.

by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

Dick Parade

Getting your fuck on ...all night long.

"Hey handsome, want to leave this bar and take me to the dick parade?"

by ChuckleBerryFin March 19, 2013

Math dick

Being able to solve high level math problems in minutes

Peter's math dick is so huge he solved that equation in 20 seconds

by Zackery Cash May 28, 2012