December 2nd

Today is they day where every student doesnt show up to school to confuse students, spread the news !!

friend 1: yo tomorrow is December 2nd.
friend 2: looks like im not going to school today.

by idkwhattoputsohi October 29, 2019

December 5

December 5 is national hook up with your ex day so kiss your ex.

Jimmy “It’s December 5”
Derek “oh no now i have to kiss jessica”

by bennyb070707 December 2, 2020

December 15th

The national Slap a Girl day, slap any female human that you know on this day!

*David slaps Jenny*
Jenny: what the fuck David, why did you do that?
David: don’t you know, its December 15th, slap a girl day today!
Jenny: asshole.

by ItzMercury5 December 14, 2020

December 14th

National short friend appreciation day

December 14th, a day for the short

by anonymous December 14, 2020

December 18

Tall person appreciation day

Hey there, today is December 18 and if you are 5'7 or taller know that i fucking love you and that ass of yours

by Wkwjjs December 18, 2020

December 2nd

The shittiest day of the year

Sissi: This day is so shitty
Natalie: Why?
Sissi: It's December 2nd

by Andre1120 November 5, 2021

december 3rd

december 3rd is no pee day. no one is allowed to pee on december 3rd.

Person 1: hey bro have you peed today?
Person 2: yeah why?
Person 1: omg its december 3rd it's no pee day dude youre gonna die

Lightning strikes person 2 and person 2 dies.

by meammememmemammmmmmmememmwmmma July 16, 2021