December 3

National masturbation day

Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!

by ToeWhisperer October 15, 2019

December 10

National fuck your shortest friend day

You: hey Jenny it is December 10
Jenny: meet in the parking lot

by Rusty ballsack December 9, 2019

December 3rd

December 3rd is about grab a girls ass and her tits in one day!

"Duude, today is December 3rd, have you made it yet?" "Naah, almost tho. Grabbed Daphne’s ass🤤"

by Givemesumrespectdoodes December 2, 2019

December 15th

The national Slap a Girl day, slap any female human that you know on this day!

*David slaps Jenny*
Jenny: what the fuck David, why did you do that?
David: don’t you know, its December 15th, slap a girl day today!
Jenny: asshole.

by ItzMercury5 December 14, 2020

December 18

National show your bunda to your boyfriend day

December 18 is a day where a girl has to show her ass/bunda to someone if he aks its a must and she cannot say no or she'll automatically be a walking red flag

by Astrocious December 1, 2021

December 8th

National Juice WRLD day Juice WRLD died on this day so evey year on December 8th we will celebrate him

December 8th national Juice WRLD day

by Nightwrld112 December 8, 2019

December 2nd

The shittiest day of the year

Sissi: This day is so shitty
Natalie: Why?
Sissi: It's December 2nd

by Andre1120 November 5, 2021