December 5

December 5 is national hook up with your ex day so kiss your ex.

Jimmy “It’s December 5”
Derek “oh no now i have to kiss jessica”

by bennyb070707 December 2, 2020

December 15th

The national Slap a Girl day, slap any female human that you know on this day!

*David slaps Jenny*
Jenny: what the fuck David, why did you do that?
David: don’t you know, its December 15th, slap a girl day today!
Jenny: asshole.

by ItzMercury5 December 14, 2020

December 14th

National short friend appreciation day

December 14th, a day for the short

by anonymous December 14, 2020

December 18

Tall person appreciation day

Hey there, today is December 18 and if you are 5'7 or taller know that i fucking love you and that ass of yours

by Wkwjjs December 18, 2020

December 30th

National Fuck Your S/O day 🍆.

boyfriend : hey baby , its December 30th.
Girlfriend : fuck me daddy 😩🍆.

by tarcen bae. April 14, 2021

December 4th

The day where all the hot people are born. If you're born on December 4th you're sexy and I want to be you

yo she's born on december 4th we should wife her up immediately💋💋

by gabeitch60327 June 15, 2020

December 30

The day before Christmas Eve.

Jimmy: Holy shoot it's December 30! They day before Christmas Eve!
Holly: Get ready for some fun tomorrow!

by Nooby Person December 21, 2021