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christian and amiya

Christian and Amiya are the best I'm jealous!!
by greenberg42 March 31, 2023
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Christian

The best boyfriend that a guy could ask for, smart, sweet, and loving to everyone around him. He tends to be over protective but will still hang out with you when it’s safe (COVID-19 / 2020) He is incredible handsome and hot both on the inside and the outside.
Christian is hot as f*ck
by Gay media March 20, 2020
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Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"
by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023
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Christian Telles

You're such a Christian Telles
by Anon152 November 26, 2010
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Christian

A person who typically likes to work with their hands, and not in a good way. These types of people prefer to use hands while performing a blowjob and tend to jerk off more frequently.
Dayummmmm!! Look at ur hands! You must be a Christian working those hands so hard.
by tripherthenstripher March 28, 2025
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Webslingin’ Christianity

A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.
Surely you’ve heard of Mattia Villardita, the founder of Webslingin’ Christianity?
by SmileyTrek July 2, 2021
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Christian

They love Jesus. Yeah that's it. At times, homophobic people like to go by this name as well as Pedophiles, but the normal ones are ok.
Nick: Karl, Are you Christian?
Karl: Yeah, why :D?
Nick: But you know i'm gay right?
Karl:...ok, and?
Nick: I thought you guys hate us
Karl: nah idk who started that stereotype
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