Muhammed My Clown

He's a very lovely and a beautiful boy, he's so kind so heartwarming and he's the best. If you want to know what's close to perfection look at him and you'll know it and everyone loves him he's sad sometimes but he will be happy again, just have hope my beloved husband.
Me to anyone I see: Have you seen Muhammed My Clown lately? He's my everything.
by Your clown August 19, 2021
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Clown shoe mother fucker

Wanna be bass tournament angler that has a jersey full of sponsors giving him a 10% discount. Also has a wrapped truck and not that he paid for himself.
look at that clown shoe mother fucker at the fruit jar wearing a jersey.
by @basswd April 14, 2018
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Clown Carring

When a woman had three of more dicks in a hole
Me and the boys had a great time clown carring Rachel last night
by Bonnie_J3kins April 07, 2024
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Clown Shoes

Willing to do a suggested activity. Derived from "Down like a clown". It is understood that the shoes are the lowest point on a clown.
(Would you like to go get a 40?) Response: "I'm down like clown shoes"
by Cardiac Cat September 10, 2009
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Clown Shoes

A ridiculous statement or situation "That's Clown Shoes"
"My life sucks". That's Clown Shoes
by MikeOrangeCounty1 October 25, 2019
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Clown Shoes

about a size 23
Timmy- "wow that clown shoes are really huge!... I bet there a size 18"

Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"
by DJamesK1 January 26, 2011
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Sloppy clown

When a guy unloads in a woman's vagina while she is on her menstral cycle then goes down on her and eats it and gets it on his face.
by Bearded Lunchlady April 21, 2022
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