fuck broke get money 

Screw not having a job and no money work for what you want

Friend:Life is a vacation

Me : no it’s not your broke and can’t even buy drinks “fuck broke get money”

fuck broke get money by Jessie Ames September 20, 2021

Marcus Brodieus 

Not Marcus Aurelius brother.
An alien with supersonic, mind manipulating and shapeshifting power.
Harmless, if not being taunted.
Favourite quote "come play with us" because despite having one body, there's unrecorded number of personality under the conscious mind.

You are as brilliant as Marcus Brodieus
I hope you are Marcus Brodieus
I wish you will devour by Marcus Brodieus
Is it just me or aren't we all want to be Marcus Brodieus?

Marcus Brodieus by Parseas November 23, 2021

queef brodie 

a madman, some say he doesn’t exsist but it is uknown some say queef brodie showed up in the battle of the niggas alongside tabotrix gaming however tabotrix gaming is now dead so he cannot confirm, a man named PromaxJD has been asked since he was there however he will not answer as he “cries of just the thought of his fellow soldier tabotrix” and is to sad to even think about the battle anymore the story is unclear however some say the actual name for the battle was the battle of lil ginge and not the battle of the niggas however we will never know…

you better watch i’ll get queef brodie on you! “ah shit i’m sorry man i’ll give you the netherite axe just don’t get queef brodie please nigga!”

queef brodie by Tabotrix lover January 3, 2022

daddy broke

daddy broke is such an amazing friend and does not deserve kody canavan bc she deserves better and is so fit and sexy

“WOAH HAVE YOU SEEN DADDY BROKE?”
“MAN SHE IS SO FIT!”
“I KNOW I WISH SHE LOVES ME LIKE SHE DOES THAT UGLY WEIRD KODY CARAVAN DUDE UGH!”

daddy broke by the fittest May 9, 2022

T Brodie Award

An identical award that was given to Terrence and someone else.

Geez Louise, I can’t believe Lindon got the T Brodie award. I would give it back if I was him. I can’t believe I got the same award as Terrence.

T Brodie Award by Schoolie Police July 21, 2022

Go Brokeback 

It’s when a seemingly butch dude comes out as Gay and NO ONE knew it at al! It is a callback to the movie “Brokeback Mountain,” where two Cowboys have a Gay encounter with each other.

Dude, you’re coming out? Did you just go Brokeback on us?

Go Brokeback by The One Who Remains August 23, 2022

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch 

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch by Witch man August 28, 2022