a douche that is so mega he becomes TD the dean.
originally conceived in a town of seaham, this mega douche has roamed around constantly cock blocking friends and being the general biggest douche in the world.
thus any huge douchebags replicating his name of mega douche.
originally conceived in a town of seaham, this mega douche has roamed around constantly cock blocking friends and being the general biggest douche in the world.
thus any huge douchebags replicating his name of mega douche.
by baallyy January 14, 2010
Douche bag -- the person who embodies the spirit of that foul odiferous sludge that oozes and humps its way through the rubber hose to expose itself to the light of day from the nether regions of one who's twat is too often fuckt by various and assorted losers.
Isn't that just like that douchebag Yolanda, to leave someone stranded and penniless at an airport far from home?
by HookedonPhonix July 14, 2005
1) An individual who enjoys the use of recreational cocaine.
2) An individual seeking cocaine.
3) An individual identified as a potential consumer of cocaine by negative social behavior, such as cutting someone off in traffic.
2) An individual seeking cocaine.
3) An individual identified as a potential consumer of cocaine by negative social behavior, such as cutting someone off in traffic.
Random Dealer: "Hey, you guys want some cocaine?"
Random Person: "Yeah!"
Random Dealer: "Wow, you're a douche bag..."
Random Person: "...?"
Random Dealer: "Okay, lets go do some."
Random Person: "Yeah!"
Random Dealer: "Wow, you're a douche bag..."
Random Person: "...?"
Random Dealer: "Okay, lets go do some."
by Atmos Blueshit March 16, 2008
1. I'm going to dedicate the song "Mountain Douche" to my ex, because he IS a mountain douche.
2. Check out the mountain douche to your right.
2. Check out the mountain douche to your right.
by shitstain4 April 16, 2010
by outlawgunslinger February 05, 2009
Person 1 "That guy over there who's breaking the veinding machine is a douche MacGyver."
Person 2 "Actually, he's not breaking the vending machine, he's raping it."
Person 1 "How the hell do you rape a vending machine?"
Person 2 "The coin slot"
Person 2 "Actually, he's not breaking the vending machine, he's raping it."
Person 1 "How the hell do you rape a vending machine?"
Person 2 "The coin slot"
by MikeB30 March 09, 2007
After witnessing Cassius attempting to pick up a random woman at the bar, we all came to the conclusion that he was a douche penis.
by Arizona Kilted February 27, 2008