christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda
"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"
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christian cenni

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christian cenni loves taz
christian cenni is “white boy of the year
by 4urmother July 15, 2021
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christian romero

this man is the sexiest most attractive boy you’ll ever meet, he’s so nice and has a tendency of pulling fire alarms
christian romero is the sexiest person ever
by peepeesucker069 November 02, 2021
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Christian, Life, Academy

Weird ass school with weird ass kids and odd events
Brother 1: Let’s go to school

Brother 2:hell naw not that place

Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!

Bro2:naw but it’s funny
by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023
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Christian Pastor

A common name for nice guys who excel in computer science, creative writting and friendship. They are usually good lovers, If you are patient enough for someone who makes love to your mind first always.
-Christian Pastor Is finishing hus tird book this year
-He surely reads fast!
-He wrote them
by Cripty February 02, 2018
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Christian Minecraft Server

a place of holiness, quartz and gold farms, and way too many trolls swearing and getting banned
me on a Christian Minecraft Server: meow

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by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022
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Christian Girl Fall

The next season after hot girl summer. It is a season full of pumpkin spice lattes and leaves changing colors. Beautiful time of year, especially in the Northeast.
Aww man, It’s too cold to wear a bikini. Hot girl summer is over. Let’s get ready for Christian Girl Fall!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 01, 2019
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