I remember when I had my first beer.

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".

1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."

by MarlboroMan23 November 11, 2009

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

ron beer

ginger billy’s ford escort with the back cut off like a truck and has a lawnmower blade and engine.

in a zero turn, it needs 2 hands to control it. but with a ron beer, you can recline, sit back, and drink you a beer while you cut the grass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 20, 2023

Beer upgrade

When you have weak beer and add liquor to it to get more bang for your buck.

Can also be done to get your friends hyped before a party.

Also known as Bupgrade

Yo Johnny let’s get that beer upgraded, we got a party to go to tonight.

by TheFightingProctor May 23, 2021

Beer Surfing

When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.

"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."

"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "

"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."

by madkat9 March 10, 2017

cold ass beer

The preferred temperature of a beer ice cold

DAMN! I want me a cold ass beer.

by HenTyler November 1, 2021

beer hat

Aggressively throwing a beer in a plastic cup over someone’s head, usually done to show extreme dislike.

I couldn’t stand that girl. I went into the bar and gave her a beer hat.

by Juleofdnile May 27, 2025