Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.

Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.

by Brclifford January 24, 2017

sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato

by Halidad January 28, 2017

Post Horror Cartoons

The only thing you want to watch after a scary horror movie. (e.g. Dora the explorer)

After watching that scary movie last night I binge watched Post Horror Cartoons for the next 4 hours.

by Onlytruefacts1 February 4, 2017

shit blog post

urban dictionary's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your words published.

To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post.
Thanks,
Urban Dictionary

by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

shit blog post

UD's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your word published.

To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post
Try rewriting your definition so that it's easier for others to understand, then try again.
Thanks,
Urban Dictionary

by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

Post nuclear era

In the event that there were no other life forms on earth but you, you'd have to live your life alone. Some people would rather beg to be insignificant and around other people than to be alone. Being alone doesn't bother everybody though. It's a good reason to stop whining about this guy making you feel insignificant and weak. Sometimes people are offering you a sobering view of yourself, and some people don't like that.

The girl would whine about feeling weak an insignificant but didn't think about how good she really had it. In the event of nuclear war where nobody made it without her, but she made it, she'd be alone, and she'd hate life, just like all the people she talked shit about, since she hated being alone more than anything in the world. The post nuclear era would not be kind to her, or treat her right.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020

post days

Days that have lead up to the present

I’ve been busy these last few post days.

by The Jet m January 16, 2020