Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY October 29, 2012

Egg challenge

Challenge to see who can manage to keep a boiled egg up their rectal cavity the longest.

"Bob is killing the egg challenge he's had it in his prison wallet for thirty six hours."

by Pro Egger January 12, 2022

Wash the chicken shit off your eggs

Tell people how you you feel and don’t be a pussy

You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours

by Bossredbeard03 February 13, 2023

cracked a egg

the act of opening up killer verses against someone in a rap battle

He cracked a egg on his head and won the rap battle

by SwagJamesRaw March 02, 2012

Bacon & Eggs

Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and we had some Bacon & Eggs

by El Cockistador July 24, 2021

Bacon & Eggs

Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and had some Bacon & Eggs

by El Cockistador July 24, 2021

soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 26, 2018