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dick shell

a condom: something you put on your dick to keep a girl from getting pregnant
by Tina Ugloo January 11, 2008
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Die on a dick

An insult similar to "go f**k yourself" originally designed by Evan
I hope you die on a dick you worthless pice of s**t!
by NovaE5 October 22, 2015
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Dick confetti

I blew some dick confetti all over Cyndi's face. It was super sweet.
by Puntilla August 27, 2017
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Short Dicked

It's like when you get shortchanged, only worse!!!

Somebody (usually a guy) fuqs you, you went into sex thinking you'd come a bunch, he'd come, everyone would be satisfied, it'd be awesome!!!

Then he comes really quickly and then falls asleep. The next morning he wakes up and does it again. At some point you might have told him that you would have liked to have come more than you did

You now know better than to bang him again, but your blood boils because you got short dicked. If you get shortchanged and some cashier shorts you $5 out of your change from a $20, you can usually go to an ATM and pull out more money. When you get short dicked, you can never get that portion your night back. And there is no adequate refund for sexual disappointment

Guys who will short dick a girl are fond of saying stuff like, "Did you come?" because they are unaware that most women are multi-orgasmic and can't think of more relevant questions like, "Did you come as hard as you wanted to?" or "Are you feeling satisfied? Or do you want more?"

A guy doesn't have to premature ejaculate to short dick you. Some can pull it off lasting a long time and just having the inverse of bedroom skill
He thought nothing when he short dicked me the night before, but then I told all my friends and all the girls on the scene just how lame he was in bed and just how unsatisfied I was. Bet he wishes he made an effort now!!!
by SFKitten June 25, 2018
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dick baseball

when a group of men are in a locker room, or otherwise largely congregated area, and decide to pass time by participating in a game of baseball, using their dicks as the bat.
Well boys, we got anything better to do?
Nah, dick baseball it is.
by Rampaging Boner June 27, 2019
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Dick Shirt

Any shirt a dick would wear/ mess with someone and tell them their wearing a dick shirt
I got my dick shirt,and my dicky floppies

that dick shirts a bit tight on you laddy

where do you buy your dick shirts? The dick store..
by hot carl! August 19, 2009
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Dick Dockin'

When one parks their vehicle outside the lines of a parking space either to pompously protect it from getting scratched or just out of sheer ignorance and carelessness.
"Look at this motherfucker "Dick Dockin'" his 1990 Fiero at the empty end of Walmart...
by BluePostItNote August 17, 2016
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