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Somebody (usually a guy) fuqs you, you went into sex thinking you'd come a bunch, he'd come, everyone would be satisfied, it'd be awesome!!!
Then he comes really quickly and then falls asleep. The next morning he wakes up and does it again. At some point you might have told him that you would have liked to have come more than you did
You now know better than to bang him again, but your blood boils because you got short dicked. If you get shortchanged and some cashier shorts you $5 out of your change from a $20, you can usually go to an ATM and pull out more money. When you get short dicked, you can never get that portion your night back. And there is no adequate refund for sexual disappointment
Guys who will short dick a girl are fond of saying stuff like, "Did you come?" because they are unaware that most women are multi-orgasmic and can't think of more relevant questions like, "Did you come as hard as you wanted to?" or "Are you feeling satisfied? Or do you want more?"
A guy doesn't have to premature ejaculate to short dick you. Some can pull it off lasting a long time and just having the inverse of bedroom skill
Somebody (usually a guy) fuqs you, you went into sex thinking you'd come a bunch, he'd come, everyone would be satisfied, it'd be awesome!!!
Then he comes really quickly and then falls asleep. The next morning he wakes up and does it again. At some point you might have told him that you would have liked to have come more than you did
You now know better than to bang him again, but your blood boils because you got short dicked. If you get shortchanged and some cashier shorts you $5 out of your change from a $20, you can usually go to an ATM and pull out more money. When you get short dicked, you can never get that portion your night back. And there is no adequate refund for sexual disappointment
Guys who will short dick a girl are fond of saying stuff like, "Did you come?" because they are unaware that most women are multi-orgasmic and can't think of more relevant questions like, "Did you come as hard as you wanted to?" or "Are you feeling satisfied? Or do you want more?"
A guy doesn't have to premature ejaculate to short dick you. Some can pull it off lasting a long time and just having the inverse of bedroom skill
He thought nothing when he short dicked me the night before, but then I told all my friends and all the girls on the scene just how lame he was in bed and just how unsatisfied I was. Bet he wishes he made an effort now!!!
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