by she_said_she_was_twelve January 05, 2022
Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.
Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.
by Anonymous Flamingo September 09, 2021
Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.
by LOLTIMMY!!! January 21, 2007
A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.
The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.
The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.
"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"
by GoldenPianoman December 27, 2018
Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies
My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.
by BedBath&Beyonce March 04, 2016
Yo, I went to David's Grandma's restaurant, Golden Liquid, and afterwards I had to shoot the golden liquid.
by CocaBird November 02, 2017
by Lugaisia January 05, 2022