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polymorfooter clown

Polymorphously Perverse guy jerking off beneath her feet.
David is a polymorfooter clown, he likes to jerk off to your feet on his face.
by Foot Clown January 19, 2025
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Clown car

When you’re doing a pregnant clown and you finish than a midget clown comes out and you have to do her too.
Man I thought I was banging a pregnant clown last night but she surprised me with the clown car.
by anonymous January 26, 2025
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Corporate clown

Corporate clowns are colleagues which are often colleagues with an overly positive attitude. They contribute little to the direct operations of the organization and more become more undercover HR promoters. These colleagues usually as well have lesser understanding of what is going on in the practice, but often try to speak on behalf of it.

They are often 'close' to leadership, since those will grand them the opportunity to organize internal programs or internal events for people. E.g. Innovation roadshows, young leader events etc.. This sometimes mistakenly is identified by other colleagues in the organization, that this person is important, due to their direct reporting within the organization and communication they are often involved in. Leadership is aware and consider that they know they need some corporate clowns for activating other people with overly positive communication, but no actual other results are expected.

Consider that a corporate clown is not a bad thing, but you should not confuse corporate clowns for colleagues to rely on during the execution of external engagements. Otherwise this may lead to get frustration and disappointed, but this would just mean your own misjudgment, because they fulfill a different (unofficial) role. Quick way to recognize is overly positive lingo in communication.
Just received an invite for in 4-weeks to do a 'coffee catch-up' the corporate clown, he is so unaware that this is the busiest period of the year.

Did you as well receive the mail from the corporate clown, i think he actually put all in BCC but wants to make it look like he targeted us specifically.

I just received a 'Happy Tuesday', guess from who? The corporate clown!
by TheCorporateOrder February 2, 2025
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The Class Clown of Lafayette College

A student at Lafayette College in Easton, PA who makes others' laugh not just in social settings, but also in classroom/academic settings. There has recently been an increase in such students that a title was created for them: The Class Clown of Lafayette College.
If you would like to laugh while in college, go to Lafayette. It is known for numerous students who fit the description of being the Class Clown of Lafayette College!
by Leopards14 February 11, 2025
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bouncing out a clown

The act of defecation. Sometimes known as "putting a baboon into orbit" or " launching a monster."
"Hey, have you seen Eric the boy vampire?"
"No, he's probably in the filthy bathroom, bouncing out a clown."
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
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clowns no frowns

Here's to a standup comedy show. On tonight's event there will be clowns no frowns.
by 🅰️ February 24, 2025
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Clowning

When you think somebody is going to do something but turns out they don't do that thing
I am clowning for Reputation (Taylor's Version) today
by REP(TV)???? March 13, 2025
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