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A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
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Tuppence In A Tea Cup

When you stuff your balls into another mans ass...
Alex: "I think its time to stick a tuppence in a tea cup good fellow"
by FriendlyThesaurus January 27, 2018
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Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.
by al00f March 19, 2010
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Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.
That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.
by Mike the Squirrel September 10, 2018
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Tea

Not to be mistaken with the warm beverage,tea is the internet lingo for gossip or drama.
GIRL 1: Did you hear the hot tea Karren was spilling this morning!
GIRL 2: OMG yes!
GIRL 3: THAT'S THE TEA SIS
by ihatehomework December 15, 2018
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Tactical tea.

A tea you make, while on duty at work ,which isn't a scheduled break ,both fast and efficient a cheeky tactical hurts noone and improves staff morale and productivity.
"I'm going to make a tactical mate ,hold the fort"

Tactical tea.
by Microwavedbacon February 24, 2023
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tea

The juicy af gossip between two people or a group of people.

A big thanks to sister James for creating the term💕🍵
Person 1- Dooood, Rebecca and Dani have the juiciest Tea. Like damn.

Person 2- LMFAO Christine just spilled their tea, ft me💀
by bitchass 101 February 28, 2019
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