Straight pride month

This is a event that does not exist, straight people can’t understand that they don’t need a month because they will never be oppressed. August is august and it will never be your stupid little month!!!
Straight Pride month isn’t a thing bro”
Sad the straight person with more than half a brain
by Laurie_myers July 21, 2022
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straight lick her coochie

1)eat her out
2)have a feast in her pussy

He told her he was going to straight lick her coochie!
by GCLOWNN March 29, 2008
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straight up fakakta farms

All the kids these days are saying "that's whack" or "that's crazy."

There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.
Suzie has just told Bobby that he must stay at school an extra 2 hours to complete a project.

Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"
by Captain of Industry November 22, 2009
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a 50's expression meaning "ain't it the truth" and/or that's "cool from the git-go"
"Our new roommate Shinji, just went skydiving with the punks cuz he's a little crazy"
"That's straight from the fridge, dad."
by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004
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Super straight Monogamous

A person attracted to one individual, that superhe/supershe is capable of having possibility of sexualy reproduction.
- do you want to go on a date with me?

- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.
by Sezamaz March 11, 2021
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Straight like Julie

The state of denial in which a person insists that they are not straight, because of the pressure of society possibly making them a minority. Or, you know, pandas.
"I can't even believe you would accuse me of being straight! I totes want to shag Miss X."

::stabzombiedie:: "Sure, Z. We all know you're straight like Julie."
by So Not Chrystal. Oh noes. February 14, 2005
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get your balls straight

Why would you want to get your balls straight
Me: Guys i swear i didnt eat the pie
My bro: Get your balls straight bro!
Me: what the fuck does that mean
by Fuck me:) February 21, 2023
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