Rusty Palmer

An extremely dry handjob.

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.

by Schermacide X October 21, 2014

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Rusty Romo

A 'Rusty Romo' is when you take a pretty gal out to dinner and then hit on the waiter the whole night.

an example of a Rusty Romo in progess.."Go back to your place and score? No thanks, I'm enjoying the breadsticks."

Or the Dallas Cowboys vs the San Francisco 49ers on September 7, 2014.

by another anthony September 08, 2014

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Rusty o-ring

When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.

After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.

by Scuzpunk April 06, 2017

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Rusty Scupper

When a man removes his woman's colostomy bag and proceeds to give her a rimjob via her colostomy hole.

Dude! I was with this lady last night and she wanted me to give her the old Rusty Scupper! Laid her bag by the table and went to town, licking on that side hole!

by BusterHeiman July 01, 2021

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Rusty James

Giving a mediocre blowjob to a man child in the parking lot at Caribbean Hut.

-Hey, isn’t that the guitar player out in his car with that chick? What are they doi…. Ohhhhh.

-Yep. Rusty James out there right now. Not only does he suck, but so does she apparently.

by Not Rusty James July 28, 2024

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