National punch a dream smp stan day

August 30th

Hey, tomorrow is "national punch a dream smp stan day"

by Dandomando July 30, 2021

i want to punch you

I want to punch you is code for I want to suck your dick

I want to punch you so much

by Ferda girls April 21, 2018

3-hole punch pee hole paste

When a male is urinating and the stream is spraying in multiple directions, usually following ejaculation or sexual intercourse.

There's piss all over the seat and floor! Someone must have had a wicked case of 3-hole punch pee hole paste last night.

by Endrolarson December 28, 2015

donkey fruit punch

When you are so drunk you cannot find your car in a parking lot.

Terry's donkey was fruit punched last night.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Punched out the back window of his Subaru

A lesbian love act where one has a drumstick inserted in the booty.

Can also be done with a non-lesbian couple if one of them is Max from FIDDLAR.

I saw FIDDLAR last night, and had a dream about Max where I punched out the back window of his Subaru.

by SmirkAndTerror December 7, 2016

Someone who's never been punched in the face

A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.

God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.

by NibbaDestroyer April 7, 2021

Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day

The day where you can punch your shortest friend

The day finally came Lewis can punch his shortest friend Mack because it’s oct 26th punch your shortest friend day

by Pmyplease October 24, 2019