Plan When To Post 

Timing/postponing an udate on a social network in such a way that one will maximize exposure to it, and as such maximize responses to it. In other words, when one gets an idea for a funny/interesting/deep facebook status one must make sure that one posts it at a time when most people are bored at home and likely to see it and comment on or like it. It is also important to be sure that this update does not coincide with another significant event (major sporting/political/popular culture events) because then one's post will be lost in the multidude of mundane and banal posts reporting the outcome of the significant event.

1.
Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"

Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."

Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."

2.
Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"

Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."

Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"

Plan When To Post by Giant Ginger Medicine Man June 26, 2012

stepping in post holes 

Being so drunk, yet walking as carefully as possible. Its so drunk t is as if you are stepping in unseen holes with heavy staggering, massive dips and sways, side lunging and a lot of losing and attempting to regain balance.

Bob was so shitfaced when he walked from his car he was stepping in post holes for about 20 feet and finally did a face plant. Perhaps he should not have been driving.

stepping in post holes by A GuyVegan October 15, 2017

Dinking the post 

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.

I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.

Dinking the post by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019

Schrodinger’s post 

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”

Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.

Schrodinger’s post by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023

help me pick pics to post

girl they want u ong. like u won. GO GET THAT MAN/GIRL !!

boy 1: hey can u help me pick pics to post?

girl 1: yessssss

help me pick pics to post by ms.pimpinyourshoe July 19, 2021

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Alright.

Click the email button to show the email site with an email you click to go to the email and click the link in the email to go to an email where it sends you to Email Dictionary to verify your email to post an email. by Orrinpants March 14, 2022

Ghost Post 

When you type out the mean comment you wish you could post on a social networking site, then delete it.

Guy 1: Did you see Jenna's facebook status? She's such a fucking idiot

Guy 2: Well, did you give her shit about it?

Guy 1: Nah bro I didn't wanna start anything, so I just ghost posted

Ghost Post by I take my balls off to you sir February 9, 2012