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sleep-posting

When you so tired you don't even realize what you posted then past out
I'm a big fat terd and told my aunt that I was sleep-posting in Facebook
by Crazy_kubach July 22, 2016
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roast posting

An Internet webpage or forum created soley for the discussion of Roasts. As this is an incessant need in our modern society.
I could watch The Roast of Bob Seeger...but I'd rather post about roasting Bob's Seeger.
Thanks Roast Posting. :)
by Godkat January 20, 2018
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Roast Whipping Post

For someone to diss you/mock you based on a characteristic of yourself, your personality, clothes etc. in front of a lot of people
Example of a Roast Whipping Post:
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!
by McQuackez February 8, 2018
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post-fakepillock

When someone posts a definition that seems true by putting truth in their word only to use it as a way to spread lies by not providing any evidence.

Someone who calls anyone an alt-right that do not want to be sold out to globalism.

A hypocrite that demonizes people that support their country by calling them alt-right but then using the term as a way to demonize them.

A normie that uses fake hashtags to increase popularity.

A shill that does not know what alt-right actually means.
"Post-fakepillock: The latest attempt by the alt-right to demonise anybody"
by sjdjsishi May 6, 2018
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Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.
Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.
by Brclifford January 24, 2017
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sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.
Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato
by Halidad January 28, 2017
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Post Horror Cartoons

The only thing you want to watch after a scary horror movie. (e.g. Dora the explorer)
After watching that scary movie last night I binge watched Post Horror Cartoons for the next 4 hours.
by Onlytruefacts1 February 4, 2017
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