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ninja load

A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.
"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."
by Jastro February 7, 2014
mugGet the ninja loadmug.

Ninja Nips

The kind of nipple a woman can have where its very pale and blends well with the skin or for a nipple that is almost hidden.
Damn dude she's got some serious ninja nips
by Not_Blaze_TBG January 20, 2020
mugGet the Ninja Nipsmug.

Ball Ninja

Hawking golf balls from your unsuspecting playing partners golf bag.
Matt is the exemplary example of a true ball ninja. Dude just rips piss missiles off the tee and sometimes the fairway just runs out and they go OB. Pro V’s are better when they’re free.
by Mr. Doublay January 25, 2024
mugGet the Ball Ninjamug.

Ninja turtle’d

When 4 brothers or coworkers bang a fat white chick that lives on a reserve.
I want you 3 and Raphaël to come back tonight. I want to get ninja turtle’d
by Yipyepbrown October 29, 2022
mugGet the Ninja turtle’dmug.

Ninja-tastic

person 1: "whats ninja-tastic man everyone keeps saying it"
person 2: "bro being ninja-tastic is literally being zanthie"
by ginjaninja69 April 9, 2024
mugGet the Ninja-tasticmug.

Ninja

James: Hey did you see Ninja's stream last night he got 20 kills in one game!
Mark: I know he is such a beast at Fortnite .
by mjamez20 June 3, 2018
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja-Tweeting

The art of mysteriously and secretively tweeting multiple times whilst being fully engaged in a two-way conversation.
Bob: Bro, we've literally been talking this entire time and you don't even have your phone near you. How did you manage to tweet 15 times in the last 3 minutes?!

Mox: Two words my friend: Ninja-Tweeting.
by maxamillianimus January 26, 2012
mugGet the Ninja-Tweetingmug.

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