horny monster

evil spirit that visits regularly to make you horny

ugh horny monster has come knocking on my door
I slayed the horny monster
perhaps we should embrace the horny monster

by ModularMechie July 24, 2025

Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis tip emerges majestically from the water

I was watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glen Powell’s was Loch Ness monstering

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

prude monster

a females that iz extremely prude.

Doc: Man Zoo dat chick a straight prude monster she aint even wanna kiss ion even think she ever kissed anybody and she 25yrs old.

by b-rag-g November 3, 2008

Green Monster

Green Monster is a name giving to a team leader/supervisor,that wears a green jacket within the work place.

Oh shit, the Green Monster is coming!

by bluebitch69+ November 30, 2019

Zest Monster

Lucas Gabbini; Fruity

Lucas and Elijah were touching each others wangs in the locker room; the zest monster inside them smiled.

by Christ\ February 7, 2023

Monster

The definition of the whole human race.

*Watches horror movie*
Friend 1: "What a monster!"
Friend 2: "No, that's not a monster. We are monsters"

by bobbygivemebackmyfivedollars April 22, 2020

Mud Monster

I am become this.

Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2022