Mad Maggie

An angry hand-job.

It was my birthday, but my wife was angry with me, so I ended up just getting a "Mad Maggie" from her.

by The JDub January 2, 2024

forever mad

When you're mad asf!!!!!!

Faris, you're forever mad, why are you so mad that I want to get money for my thirst traps. damn.

by streetworker December 2, 2020

mad disrespectful

When some shows a high degree of disrespect

"Lil nigga was mad disrespectful to his teacher".

by Future Billionaire July 7, 2023

mad hoes

When you have mad hoes you are cool. if ou dont pull mad hoes you have a little d1ck.

Boy 1- I heard that Donnie got mad hoes!
Donnie- Damn rihht i got mad hoes.

by roxyhasmadhoes September 22, 2022

Decent into madness

Near the end of sexual intercourse, grab a pull up bar and hang upside down from it, then slowly swing side to side with your arms all the way down and say “madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push” and then cumshot across the room at her

“After slapping my cooter with his massive cock, Ricky proceeded his decent into madness and hit me square in the forehead”

by Porkribs May 18, 2021

Johnny mad dog

An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs

Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get

Johnny Mad dog just knocked of my missus and my dog the crazy old bloke

by Mad dog watchers November 18, 2023

Mad Shagger

Someone or something that is commonly having sexual inter-course with a significant other.

“Dude he’s a mad shagger…”

by MADSHAGGER May 3, 2021